Overheard on the bus*, Volume 5

Yeah!!! My favorite feature is back! Overheard on the bus: *to be honest, it was a trolley.

Woman: Tony, Tony! I've got a banana.
Bus Driver: Yeah?
W: Yeah, it's real green. You want it?
BD: Sure.
W: Yeah, it's green, just put it on your counter. It's too green to eat now.
BD: Yeah.
W: Yeah, you can't eat it now, you'll get sick. It's too green still.
BD: Yeah.
Woman: Yeah, it'll be too hard, it'll make you sick. It's too green.
BD: Alright
Woman gets up, hands him banana
BD: What the fuck. I can't eat this until 2010.
W:Don't be ridiculous Tony, it'll be good tomorrow.
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W: You know what, you like pizza? How about mushrooms, olives, pepperoni and onions?
BD: Nah, nah, I don't eat mushrooms or olives.
W: Good thing you told me. You work Wednesday? I'll bring you a pizza.
BD: Where's my pizza?
W: I'll bring it Wednesday.

At this point a man got up really fast to get up and smashed the top of his head on the ceiling.

M: OHHHHHH FUCKKKK! Sonofabitchfucker!

I believe the term "Sonofabitchfucker" is my new favorite piece of English.