Why am I still here?

I found this about 40 minutes ago, and it caused me to stay at work for half an hour longer than I needed to.

At first, I said "This guy is a creep, and hilarious." For people who know me well, I think that this might be what I'll be like when I grow up. But, then, as I continued to watch almost ten other videos this guy made, I realized he is a genuinely funny but thoughtful character (he also played a duet with Cloris Leachman in one of his videos).

If you're into the ruminations of an old man, watch the catalog.