Mom

I just found out my mom reads my blog. Hello mom.

This inevitably leads me to a few questions:

Why does this make me uncomfortable?
Why do I post a blog on a public place like the internet?

Mom, it has nothing to do with you, more just that now I feel like I can't swear or say things like "I'm going to kill my little brother in his sleep." Because you'll give him a heads-up. And then, when I perfect my stabbing thrust, it will be a pile of pillows. Wow, this example turned creepy quickly.

Anyway...

I am procrastinating.