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Today I started class at Brown, it was sick, but was not sick was realizing that my second tube in my bike has gone flat. Two tubes, one day. I guess that means I'm taking a trip to Benny's, where bicycle tubes are across the aisle from Dale Earnhart Jr. bath towels.

Today's blog topic of discussion is how awesome the president is. And this is not a political endorsement, or anything like that, although I do agree with a lot of President Obama's policy (although I think, just like anyone else, he is fallible). No, this is about how President Obama would make an awesome best friend. I base this on a few facts:

-He likes to joke around
-He obviously doesn't take shit
-He love the Wire.

Maybe I'm a little late on this, but check it out:

"Obama told the Sun his favorite character is Omar, a stick-up artist who steals from drug dealers and then gives the loot to poor people in the neighborhood.'

Omar. Shit. Omar is a great character for Obama to say is his favorite character in his favorite show. Omar doesn't give a fuck, and he's an openly gay character. Points from stick-up-kids and the LGBT at the same time. Not since Kool G Rap's lisp have we had a character that did that. (Sorry, I am realizing that I should never say Kool G Rap lisps because he's gay, or perpetuate that stereotype. I'll let David Sedaris do that for me).

Oh, that reminds me, I was going to write about The Blueprint 3, and Jay-Z being awesome. I think if I could just hang out and watch the Wire with Barack and the Jigga man I would probably be the happiest sonnauvabich there ever was. I vote dump Biden and I'll start fundraising for the Obama/ Carter 2012 campaign. The old folks will think it's Jimmy Carter and so using trickery I think we could pull it off.

Stay tuned for a badly put together campaign poster made in MS-Paint.