Learning to Roll My R's

I used to be able to make the 'R' trill as a small child, and I lost that ability once English became my primary language. I decided to make it my New Year's Resolution to regain this incredible talent. So far I've spit all over myself.

Not being able to roll my R's is a point of amusement for my Mexican family members, which they like to tease me about, as well as ridiculing me for being the only Mexican alive who doesn't like avocados.

Today's joke:
Meaghan can roll her 'r's, and so she was trying to help me by letting me observe her do it. Then she watched me while I tried to do it. While watching me, Meaghan looked into my mouth, gasped, and exclaimed "I CAN SEE YOUR VULVA!"

I paused, awkwardly, and a few second later she yelled: "NO! UVULA! I meant uvula!"

Apparently, I have a vulva in my throat. This video lied to me: