Yesterday's Joke

Last night I received a text message from a stranger who must have thought I was their friend. I decided that I would play along, and found it quite entertaining:

651 500 6008: Your gay lol

Me: Who is this?

651 500 6008: Your worse nitemare

Me: You're Glenn Beck?! Holy shit, I know Glenn Beck's phone number! 

651 500 6008: Huh

Me: You said you were my worst nightmare, right? You must be Glenn Beck, right wing political commentator and moron. I mean, I'm not trying to call you a moron.

651 500 6008: Lol who are you

Naturally, given this prompt, the only way I could respond was:

Me: Your worst nightmare.