Overheard today on the bus, Issue 3

Today, on my way to school, I heard by far the sickest shit I've ever heard on the bus. It was a one sided phone conversation.

Man with lisp: Hey, how's it going?
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MWL: Oh, you know what, you're probably right!
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MWL: Yeah, I was in such a rush last night, I probably left the smaller ones in my dresser drawer. Yeah, the case I left you probably didn't have the smaller ones in it.
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MWL: Well, yeah, it's cause I don't usually use them anymore. Sorry.
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MWL: You know, there's that double-sided one, and one end is smaller. Just use that. The smaller side will fit in, and the bigger one won't.
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MWL: No really, just put the small end in.
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MWL: No they don't! What do you mean they're stinky.
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MWL: I washed them. Oh, SHUT UP!
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MWL: I'll bring the smaller ones over tonight, we can use them together.


Really dude? You're not being that covert. I mean, I don't necessarily want to hear about what I can only imagine to have been a conversation about one specific thing. And these things aren't something you should be swapping with your friends.