1. I built a sculpture from start to finish. It is a crow's head that I wear on my head made out of 100 sheet metal feathers and wire.
2. I wrote four beginnings to short stories and then completed one. The rest are awful.
3. I wrote a research paper.
4. I created a presentation on Camille Corot.
5. I made a breakfast of toast, bacon and omelette at 1:00am last night to keep me going.
6. More crows

7. Have I mentioned I have an infatuation with black birds?
Now I'm about to start a painting, and hopefully finish it by 8:30 am.
I am really glad there are only three weeks of school left, I can't really fathom keeping up this schedule. Oh, I also forgot that I cleaned my house, did all my dishes, and washed all of my clothes. Caught up on this entire season of Breaking Bad...
Oh, yeah, I forgot. I finally got my stuff back from the courthouse after seven months. I cannot even begin to describe to you what dirty clothes smells like after seven months in a sealed plastic bag. But this means I have my old/new phone back, which means that my 1998 model will once again be retired.
One last thing, we're planning a super ill event at the Walker involving Burlesque Design, Hardland Heartland (or the other way around), Scott Stulen, Liz Miller, John Grider & Eric Inkala (and a surprise guest), Kristina Mooney, Chris Pennington and another group of artists that is slipping my mind right now... so on and so forth. 24 hour art-making cave. I will be there at least 30 hours straight. Oh, and it ends with a party. Oh, and it's offsite at the Art Crawl, which means you can probably booze it up (no, not really [I didn't tell you you could].). MAY 15h-16th. Anyway, reserve that spot and stuff, cause really, I'm excited, and you should be too. What's better than making art, insomnia, and parties?
Nothing. Absolutely not one thing. Period.*
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*Things that are better:
Popeye's chicken, a decent night's sleep, drunk sledding, good music.
4 comments:
Let's examine the facts:
1. You made 100 feathers out of sheet metal.
2. You made breakfast at 1:00 am.
3. You got inspired and wrote a bunch of fiction.
4. You did all of your chores.
5. You did all of your homework
6. When you were done with all that, you watched an entire season of a tv show about meth.
Hmmm... what does it all mean? I can't make any sense of it, but you should try taking apart and reassembling your dishwasher. I hear that's a blast.
Are you a John I know, or a John I don't? Either way, I think I'll skip the dishwasher thing. The way you phrased the facts casts me in a bad light, ha ha.
i'm thinking popeye's is probably better than everything. ever. period. no *'s about it.
This is Patrick. I think I used a fake name when I made my Google account. Sorry for ousting you.
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